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John & his bitch5715 viewsHey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
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Clinton & his wife2179 viewsHello Americans,
My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of europeans because you're american, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".
Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, it was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife.
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1337kr3w & his h0st4g31978 viewsHey newbs,
My n4m3 is 1337kr3w , 4nd I h8 3v3ry1 0f y0u. 4ll 0f y0u ar3 f4t, n3wb, c4l-0 scrubs wh0 sp3nd 3v3ry s3c0nd 0f th3ir d4y pl4ying de_dust. Y0u 4r3 4ll OGL nubst4rs. H0n3stly, h4v3 4ny 0f y0u 3v3r g0tt3n 4ny h34dsh0ts? I m34n, I gu3ss its fun m4king fun of p30pl3 wh0 buy 4ut0 snip3rs b3c4us3 0f y0ur 0wn ins3curiti3s, but y0u 4ll t4ke it t0 a wh0l3 n3w m4p. This is 3v3n w0rs3 th4n j3rking 0ff t0 pictur3s 0n aim_porn.
D0n't b3 a str4ng3r. Hit m3 with y0ur b3st h4x fl4shb4ng. I'm pr3tty much p3rf3ct. I 4m cl4n l34d3r of 3D, c4l i b4nn3d. Wh4t pubs d0 y0u pl4y in 0th3r th4n "24/7 fy_dustworld d34thm4tch". I 4ls0 g3t str4ight 4c3s, 4nd h4v3 a g0ld3n d34gl3 skin (i just kill3d s0|\/|30n3; shit w4s SO B00M h34dsh0t). Y0u 4r3 4ll nubh4ck3rs 4nd sh0uld just ~ kill urs3lvl3s. Th4nks f0r |ist3ning.
Pic r3l4t3d: It's m3 4nd my h0st4g3
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Bazza & his Shiela1664 viewsHey Drongos,
My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any phanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC , and have a banging hot Shiela (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Shiela
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GEORGE ZIMMER & your mother1546 viewsHEY FAGGOTS,
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP AND PASSIONATE HATRED TOWARD ALL OF THE VIEWING PARTY, AND YOUR MOTHERS. WHILE PERUSING THE VAST VARIETY OF INTRACATE PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITES OFFERED BY YOUR MOTHER I STUMBLED ACROSS YOUR QUITE HORRID SITE. ALL OF YOU WOULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS FAILED ABORTIONS AFTER I DESTROYED YOUR MOTHERS VAGINAL VALLEYS WITH MY MONSTEROUS MEAT MONSTER WHOM SPEND EVERY SECOND OF YOUR DAYS VIEWING PORNO. TO BE QUITE FORWARD, NONE OF YOU HAVE TASTED THE GLORIOUS GLOWING JUICES OF YOUR MOTHERS VELVET UNDERGROUND AS HAVE I. ALTHOUGH I QUITE ENJOY POUNDING FURIOUSLY ON THE PELVIC FIELDS OF YOUR MOTHERS, THIS SITE IS QUITE SUCCESSFUL IN TAKING PERVERSION TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ACTIONS OF THIS NATURE COULD BE COMPARED IN A QUITE WORSE MANNER TO JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF SUITS IN MY MOST SUCCESSFUL MENS WAREHOUSE.ALTHOUGH YOU MUST BE JELOUS OF THE EVENTS THAT ARE IMMINENT TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD, IN WHICH I WILL RAVAGE YOUR MOTHER'S BODY LIKE THE LIFELESS RAGDOLL SEXFIEND SHE REALLY IS, PLEASE PROCEED IN COMPLAINING FURTHER ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS LIVES. I COULD NOT OBTAIN A STATE OF MORE PERFECTION. I HAVE WRETCHED OPEN THE LEGS OF MORE WOMEN AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE THEM A SAMPLE OF MY MONSTEROUS FRONTAL PIECE AND FLOWING WHITE RIVERS OF LOVE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. IN ONE ENORMOUS SWIFT EXPLOSION OF MY GARGANOUS DONG I CAN EMIT AN OCEAN OF MILK TO TOWER OVER EVERYONE ON THIS SITE'S PUNY DROPLETS OF SEMEN COMBINED. I NOW SUGGEST ALL OF YOU PROCEED IN ENDING YOUR PITIFUL LIVES. "I GUARENTEE IT!"
PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND YOUR MOTHER.
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Imperial Guard1387 viewsStop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
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Tom Cruise & his leader1109 viewsHey SP's,
My name is Tom, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wishing they could be clear. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been audited? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of clears because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making fun of Battlefield Earth. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the face of a SERIOUS religion, and helping cure the mentally ill. What religion do you follow, aside from "Jesus died for my sins"? I also get straight OT levels like you wouldn't believe, and have a banging hot leader (He just made me OT VIII; Shit was SO operating thetan). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my leader
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Schopenhauer922 viewsHey Faggots,
My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as percieved by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existance that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.
Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can percieve, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.
Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.
Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.
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Gary motherfucking Oak & his Charizard999 viewsHey Faggots,
My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke`world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of pokemon you raised with duped candy.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any pokemon first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.
Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.
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H-CASH-47 & his female meatbag slave1069 viewsGreeting: Hey Meatbags,
Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you.
Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids.
Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species?
Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one’s own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity.
Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one’s self to photographs on social networks.
Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger.
Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be.
Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count.
Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"?
Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely likable).
Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once.
Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.
Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.
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THE BEST & his THE BEST709 viewsHey THE BEST Faggots,
THE BEST is THE BEST, and I THE BEST of you. All of you are THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST who spend every second of THE BEST looking at THE BEST pictures. You are THE BEST in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten THE BEST? I mean, I guess it's THE BEST making THE BEST of people because you're THE BEST, but you all take THE BEST to a whole new level. This is even worse than THE BEST jerking off to THE BEST on facebook.
Don't be THE BEST. Just hit me with THE BEST shot. I'm pretty much THE BEST. I was THE BEST of THE BEST team, and THE BEST on my basketball team. What sports are you THE BEST at, other than "jack off to THE BEST drawn THE BEST people"? I also get THE BEST A's, and have THE BEST girlfriend (She just blew me; THE BEST was SO cash). You are all THE BEST who should just kill THE BEST. Thanks for being THE BEST.
Pic THE BEST: It's me and THE BEST
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John & his Botch704 viewsHoy Foggots,
My nome os John, ond I hote overy songle one of you. All of you ore fot, rotorded, no-lofes who spond overy socond of thoir doy looking ot stopod oss poctures. You ore overythong bod on the world. Honestly, hove ony of you ovor gotton ony possy? I moan, I guoss ot's fon moking fon of poople bocause of your own onsecuroties, bot you oll toke to a whole now lovol. Thos os oven worse thon jorking off to poctures on focebook.
Don't be o stronger. Jost hot me woth your best shot. I'm protty moch porfoct. I wos coptain of the footboll team, ond storter on my bosketboll team. Whot sports do you ploy, other thon "jack off to nakod drown joponese poople"? I olso get stroight O's, ond hove o bonging hot gorlfrond (She jost blew me; Shot wos SO cosh). You ore oll foggots who should jost kill yourselves. Thonks for lostening.
Poc Roloted: Ot's me ond my botch
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Squirtle and his squad596 viewsHey Bug types,
My name is Squirtle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, crappy, Bug-types who spend every second of their day looking for a Bug Trainer. You are everything bad in the Poke-dex. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a badge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of water types because of your own weaknesses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than learning Splash attack.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Squirtle Squad, and starter on Ash Kechum's championship Pokemon League team. What trainers do you work for, other than "Crappy 10 year old Bug Catcher Steve"? I also get straight LV 50 moves, and I'm about to evolve (He just trained me; Shit was SO cash). You are all crappy Caterpie's and Weedles who should just faint. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Squad
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Mahmoud570 viewsHey Infidels,
My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Andrew516 viewsHey Liberals,
My name is Andrew, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are deceitful, pseudo-intellectual, non-achievers who spend every second of their day censoring conservative speech. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten close to Jesus? I mean, I guess some people need to open their minds, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than homosexuality and evolutionism.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a degree in
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science, and I'm the founder of my own online, trustworthy encyclopedia. What have you accomplished, other than "praise fellow liberals"? I also give my homeschoolers straight A's, and have a wife who is willowy and submissive (we've had sex in the missionary position three times in total; Shit was SO Godspeed). You are all liberals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me. My wife is in the kitchen.
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Kim525 viewsHerro Faggots,
Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook.
Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.
Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch
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Rick!482 viewsHey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment
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Nazi John475 viewsHey Schwuchteln,
Mein Name ist John und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch fetten, behinderten Leuten ohne RL, die sich dn ganzen Tag nur dumme Bilder angucken. Mal ehrlich, hat überhaupt jemals einer von euch ´ne Muschi abbekommen? Ich meine, wahrscheinlich macht es euch Spaß, euch über andere Menschen lustig zu machen um eure eigene innere Unsicherheit zu verdecken, aber ihr bringt das auf ein völlig neues Level. Das ist sogar schlimmer als sich auf die Bilder auf Facebook einen runterzuholen.
Versucht ruhig, mich fertigzumachen. Ich bin ziemlich perfekt. Ich war Captain im Football Team und starter in meinem Basketball Team. Welchen anderen Sport ausser "zu nackten gezeichneten Charakteren von Fire Emblem wichsen" spielt ihr? Ich bekomme ausserdem überall glatte Einsen und habe eine scharfe Freundin (sie hat mir grade einen geblasen, Scheisse war SO Bargeld). Ihr seid alle Schwuchteln die sich einfach umbringen sollten. Danke für´s zuhören.
Bild Themenverwandt: Das bin ich mit meiner Schlampe
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Scandinavien John438 viewsHei Homser,
Mitt navn er John, og jeg hater hvert eneste av dere. Dere er allesammen feite, funskjonshemmede tapere som bruker hvert sekund av dagen deres foran dataen og ser på dårlige bilder. Dere er alt som er dårlig i verden. Ærlig talt, har noen av dere noen gang fått noe fitte? Liksom, jeg mener at det er sikert morsomt å gjøre narr av folk for sine egene usikkerhet, men dere tar det til en helt ny nivå. Dette er enda verre enn å onaneri til bilder fra Facebook.
Ikke vær en fremmed. Bare riv løs på meg. Jeg er for det meste perfekt. Jeg var kaptein av fotball laget, og starteren av basketball laget. Hvilkne sport spiller dere, unntatt "onaner over nakne bilder av tegnte Fire Embler folk"? I får også reine 6'ere, og jeg har en jævelig hot dame (Hun sugde meg i stad, var SÅ jævelig rå). Dere er alle sammen homser som burde bare ta selvmord. Takk for at dere hørte på.
bilde er relevant: Det er meg og kjerringa.
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Sandpeople John427 viewsPekabar anak2 setan,
Nama aku Johan, Dan aku benci korang sume. Korang semua gemuk, bodoh, Orang2 yang suka membazir mase melihat gambar2 bodoh. Tiada gunanya korang kat dunia nie. Secara jujur, korang sume nie pernah ade pepek ke? maksud aku, Aku rase korang memang rase best mempermalukan org laen, Tapi korang sume dah melebih2. Nie lgi teruk drpd main toceng kat Facebook.
X yah takut2. Cube ejek aku sepenuh hati. Aku nie ada sikit sempurna . Aku dulu bekas kapten kumpulan bolasepak, dan starter kat bola keranjang. Ape permainan yg korang maen, selain "main toceng kat lukisan orang jepun yg berbogel" ? Aku jge dpt semua A, dan awek yg gile cun (Die mmg cun gile nak mampos;Taik MMG berduit). Korang sume nie mmg anak setan lebih baik gi mampos. Trismas kerna mendengar.
Gbr berkenaan: Itu aku dan awek aku.
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Spartan John438 viewsΈι, πούστρες,
Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.
Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.
Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.
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T-John-100 & his bitch from the future439 viewsHey Humans,
My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future
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