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Hitler975 viewsIN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
THEY SAID ‘IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?’
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT over 9000 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
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Epic Thread809 viewsNow this is a story all about how
my night got flip turned up side down
now id like to take a minute listen what ive said
ill tell you how i became witness to this epic thread
in just north of boston, born and raised
lurking /b/ was where i spent some of my days
chillin out, maxin, knowing /b/ is dead
until i stumbled upon this epic bel air thread
then a couple of trolls they were up to no good
started spamming NIGGER just because they could
a few copypastas later and someone said
"OMG GAIZ SCREENCAP POSTIN IN EPIC THRED"
i whistled in joy and applauded at OP
but something about this thread didnt seem right to me
a little copypasta its the opposite of rare
so i made this original content commemorative bel air
I...Pulled... up firefox to f5 the thread times seven or eight
when i saw originality was pretty much raped
and now ill shut my laptop and go to bed
but ill never forget the night i saw this epic thread
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Prince Pokemon1091 viewsNow this is a story all about when,
I beat my Rival back to Viridian.
I'd like to a moment, I won't be a pest,
I'll tell you how I became the Champion, the best.
In northwestern Pallet Town, born and raised,
Out in town is where I spent most of my days.
Dreaming up, fishing, relaxing, in the zone,
And flirting with my Rival's sister in his home.
When he picked up a pogey, and was up to no good,
Started being an ass in my neighborhood.
We got in one little fight, and Oak got impressed,
He said, "Take this pokemon, now go catch the rest."
I whistled for my friends, and when they came near,
The sister gave a townmap, Mom said, "Good luck, dear."
If anything I could say that I wanted to stay home,
But I thought, "Naw forget it...Yo homes, to Plateau!"
I...pulled...up to Indigo, at about seven or eight,
Got one-fifty pogies, made the E4 yell, "RAPE!"
Beat up my Rival just five minutes later,
And registered my name as the Pokemon Trainer.
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Bees802 viewsNOW THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOW
ABOUT HOW I WAS COVERED IN BEES FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE PLEASE
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES
IIIIIIN SOVIET RUSSIA, BORN AND RAISED
COVERED IN BEES IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', BEING COVERED IN BEES
AND JUST PLAYING WITH MY HORNETS, SITTING ON MY KNEES
WHEN A COUPLE OF BEE FARMERS STARTED STEALING MY FUN
HAD TO SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUN
I WAS COVERED IN BEES WHEN THE BOSS CAME NEAR AND SAID
"YOU'RE JOINING THE COBRAS, GO SIT BY THE FEAR"
I HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL
THERE WAS A DEAD OLD MAN AND AN ASTRONAUT AT THE WHEEL
IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS SHIT REEKED OF CHEESE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, I'M COVERED IN BEES!"
I - PULLED - UP TO THE BASE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
I POSED DRAMATICALLY AND I SHOUTED "GRENADE"
I LOOKED AT THE SHAGOHOD, RIGHT HERE AT MY KNEES
AND I BECAME THE PAIN, I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES
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Chris Benoit716 viewsNow this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.
In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"
I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!
I went down to the gym around over 9000 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.
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EFG622 viewsNow this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
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King of Cardgames503 viewsNow this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit down, James
I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of Card Games.
In Northeastern Africa born and raised
In the palace is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all the while
And all playin some Card Games right beside the Nile
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the gods got scared
They said 'You're movin' with Yugi and his Grandpa downstairs'
I wound up in Japan and things were less clear
Like I couldn't kill folks for losing Card Games here
If anything I can say that this place is lame
But I thought 'Now forget it - I'll play some Card Games'
I bought Card Game boosters packs over 9000 or 8
And I yelled at the old man 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair
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King of Cardgames574 viewsNow this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit down, James
I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of Card Games.
In Northeastern Africa born and raised
In the palace is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all the while
And all playin some Card Games right beside the Nile
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the gods got scared
They said 'You're movin' with Yugi and his Grandpa downstairs'
I wound up in Japan and things were less clear
Like I couldn't kill folks for losing Card Games here
If anything I can say that this place is lame
But I thought 'Now forget it - I'll play some Card Games'
I bought Card Game boosters packs over 9000 or 8
And I yelled at the old man 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair
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Josef Fritzl582 viewsNow this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cellair
In west Australia born and raised
Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and building incest dungeons underneath my pool
I took three kids out cuz they were all good
told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood.
I fucked just one of my daughters the police got scared
But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair.
They called the partyvan and when it got near
The license plate said “AUSTRALIA” and it had dice in the mirror
"you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare,"
I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!"
She crawled out the house after over 9000 offspring
And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak Australian"
But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs,
so come and party with me, in my second Cellair.
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Auschwitz593 viewsAlright the Jesus one went well, so let's try again…
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
I'd like to take a moment just hold on kids
And tell you how I became the prince of a camp called Auschwitz
In Western Poland, born and raised,
Reading the Torah is how I spent most of my days.
Worshipping Yom Kippur, just bein' a Jew,
Makin' sure I'm kosher with all of my foods
When a couple of Germans, they were up to no good,
Started takin' people from my neighborhood!
We got in one little fight and the Germans were a bitch
and said, "You're moving with your fellow Jude to a camp called Auschwitz
I…rolled…up to the camp and my fears weren't abated
When my mother and sister were taken and cremated
So I worked a lot and ate nothing for many a year
And died right after the Americans got me outta there :(
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Morgan Freeman483 viewsWell this is a story all about how
My Car got flip turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got put in critical care
Memphis Tennessee born and raised
married to Jeanette Bradshaw is how I spent most of my days
Chillin out max, an artistic tool
I was starin in movies that turned out pretty cool
I realized my wife was up to no good
So I married another one like any man would
But we got in one little fight and my new wife got scared
And said "We're getting a divorce, cause your not my best"
I called up a friend and when she came near
I said "Hop in the car and put your purse in the rear"
If anything I could say where
We were going but I didn't care
I pulled up to the road about seven or eight
And another car was there (I wouldn't know untill later)
Our cars made contact it didn't seem fair
I was on my way to critical care
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Coma492 viewsNow this is the story all about how
My brain got fucked, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute to just lay right here
Or maybe an eternity while this machine feeds me air.
In moreland township, pennsylvania born and raised
On the respirator where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
They collect my urine with a catheder tool
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got the plug pulled once and my mom got scared
And said maybe taking your life just isn't fair.
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Anonymous392 viewsNow this is the story all about me
I don't ever forget and I never forgive
And I'd like to take a minute just sit b4 ban
Ill tell you how I became the legend of a board called 4chan
On Moot's prime server born and raised
In the partyvan where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, raiding, protesting all cool
And all rapin' some lollis outside of the school
When a couple of newfags started cancer and flood
I got fucking mad, I wanted newfag blood
But the newfags kept coming, and Moot, that sick bastard,
Stole the decoy porn folders and ran to Alaska.
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Hanson496 viewsNow this is the story all about how
Your life got fucked, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute could you sit down right over here
Why did you send a 12 year old pictures of you bare?
In lansing, michigan born and raised
an unexpected guest in more than one way
Chilling out, faxing, relaxing all cool
gets you on the air and makes you look like a fool
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started fucking underaged girls in my neighbourhood
They show up to the house and with chris hanson they were paired.
They tell him they were just trying to watch double dare.
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Rickrolled432 viewsNow this is a song all about how
I like to treat women, let's all hear it now.
I'm no stranger to love and I know you aren't too
We both know the rules and we both know I'm true.
With the thoughts of commitment born and raised
Away from the other guys I spent most of my days
Chilling out, dancing, greasing hair to look cool
Never giving up women, not since preschool.
Then the Interwebz crashed, it was up to now good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
I got into one tiny video, and it started to toll -
It all grew to the lame ass joke called Rick Roll
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Pancakes441 viewsNow, this is a story all about how
I add taste to those pancakes that are golden brown
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the epitome of lard asses everywhere
In the syrup bottle, born and raised
On the label was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Pourin' me on your waffles, making a syrup pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started putting me on real nasty food
I got in one little fight and my president got nervous as fuck
He said, "You're off the shelf, get off my product!"
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LHC332 viewsNow, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
And soon you’ll see
I'll tell you how I became the mother fuckin’ LHC
In the Franco-Swiss border born and raised
As an ion collider for most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all makin’ God particles for all the fools
When some scientists
Who wanted to be great
Circulated proton beans in 2008
My magnets had a fault, and they took it as a sign
They said 'We're movin' back the schedule till 2009’
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LHC #2342 viewsThis is a story all about how
Cern flipped our lives way upside down
I'd like to take a moment to explain the black holes
I'll tell you how I stole everyones souls
In Central Switzerland, thought up and projected
in scientists minds is wehre I spent most of my life constructed
Breaking physics, smashing particles at top speeds
trying to show the big bang through webfeed
when a couple os strange matters, up to no good
started combining with the matterhood
They started one black hole and earth got scared,
and said fuck science we're now fucked and unprepared
I whistled for a stop, and when the particles slowed down
Black holes kept coming strange matter wasn't fuckin around
if anything I knew that we were all about to be burn
but I thought naw forget it yo home to Cern
I didn't even get to the town that I owned
For the blackholes destroyed that bitch pwned
The universe ended just five minutes later
I became known, as the death generator.
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Pool's Closed762 viewsNow this is a story all about how,
The pools got closed and everyone frowned.
I'd like to a moment, just take a seat,
Don't go into the pool, just listen to the beat.
In Habbo Hotel, born and raised,
Around the pool is where I spent most of my days.
Closin up, relaxing, /b/lackin up, actin all cool,
While lining myself at the entrance of the pool.
When the mods popped in, said I was up to no good,
Started bannin people in the neighborhoof.
We blocked off one lil pool, and posted on /b/,
They said, "Fuck you noob we ain't your army."
I begged for the /b/lackup, and when they came near,
They all yelled mudkip, and said "It's Over 9000 in here!"
If anything I could say I didnt care if it stayed closed,
But I thought, "Naw forget it...Yo homes, Pool's closed!"
I...pulled...up to the pool, at about seven or eight,
And yelled to the habbo's "Yo Homes Pool's Closed!"
Infected the pool with my relentless aids,
And wondered why I participate in raids.
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Marshmellow339 viewsNow this is a story all about how
My ass got cooked light and golden brown
I'd like to take ten minutes just sit right there
And I'll tell you how I became a cooking nightmare
In the tollhouse kitchen where I was born and raised
By the oven was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out bakin relaxin all cool
And making cookies for all of you fools
When a couple of bakers
who thought it'd be cool
startin pokin me in my neighborhood
I got pissed off and shot them in the head
so they put me in the oven and said "Now no more'll be dead." - Heehee!
What Millhouse - tollhouse should be the meme.
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Pedobear - Bel Air388 viewsThis is the story all about how
my life got flip turned upside down
So if you take a moment and sit right there
I tell you how I became the meme called pedobear.
In west Neverland born and raised
Stalking the playground is how I spent most of my days
Checking out max relaxing all cool
Playing with my balls outside of the school
When a couple of kids who were looking real good
Didn't check the offender registry in their neighborhood.
I touched one little kid and her mom got scared and said, "I'm calling the fbi on you sick pedobears"
So I whistled for a van but when it came near
the license plate said chan and there was a party in the rear
If anything I could say this van was a snare
But I thought, "Nah forget it, you can't catch a running bear"
I pulled out of the girl, who was seven or eight
and I yelled to the moralfags, "Yo homos, sage you later"
Looking at her crotch I got there before the hair
She can sit on my bone cause I'm the pedobear.
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Linux Bel Air520 views
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An Hero301 viewsNow this is a story all about how
My life got ended by my downs
And I'd like to take a bit, so say no mo'
And I'll tell you about how I became an hero
In some shitty middle school, with my tunes
Scoffed at all the other dumbasses with their Zunes
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Tho' I knew that my iPod was the king of the school
Till some other guy who was up to no good
Saw that I was all up in his neighborhood
My iPod got stolen, and I got scared
And said, "I'm gonna be an hero and drift off in the air"
My parents got a MySpace and when it was here
4chan came up and said "LOL WHAT A QUEER!"
Everyone else thought they were being mean
And anon declared that I was their newest meme
It... was... really fucking funny when some dumb skank
Wrote up some poem that she thought was dank
She called me an hero, and Anon went for it
They declared right then that they'd NEVAR FORGET
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Wittness to a Murder955 views
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